Texas 2017 85th 1st C.S.

Texas House Bill HR383 Introduced / Bill

Filed 08/12/2017

                    85S12755 CJM-F
 By: Morrison H.R. No. 383


 R E S O L U T I O N
 WHEREAS, Dustin Crane, party of the first part, successful
 professional, scuba diver, wine drinker, and dog lover, has existed
 in this world as a single individual, without a lifelong companion
 with whom to share his heart, his life, and his soul; and
 WHEREAS, Alyssa Wilcox, party of the second part, artist with
 an amazing voice, board game expert, escape room champion, and avid
 tea drinker, has also been without such a lifelong companion to
 share her many adventures, her love, and her life; and
 WHEREAS, Through the coordination of mutual friends, the
 party of the first part was introduced to the party of the second
 part in a very informal manner; and
 WHEREAS, The two parties determined that they had an interest
 in pursuing a possible romantic relationship that could lead to
 hand-holding, long walks on the beach, and joint ownership of a dog;
 and
 WHEREAS, Lisa and Jim Wilcox, parents of the party of the
 second part, found that the party of the first part was acceptable
 as an individual dating their daughter and allowed the party of the
 first part to survive going to the gun range with the father of the
 party of the second part; and
 WHEREAS, Birdy and William Crane, parents of the party of the
 first part, had been hoping that the party of the first part would
 find an amazing person like the party of the second part for many
 years, and they have opened their home and hearts to the party of
 the second part; and
 WHEREAS, After many moons of successful development of a
 romantic relationship, the party of the first part, with the help of
 innumerable parties of the third, fourth, and fifth parts, asked
 for the hand of the party of the second part in holy matrimony; and
 WHEREAS, After a very short period of consideration to be
 measured in picoseconds, the party of the second part accepted the
 proposal of the party of the first part; and
 WHEREAS, The parties of the first and second part, as well as
 all of the parties of the third, fourth, and so on parts, came
 together for the marriage of the parties of the first and second
 parts on July 1, 2017, in a grand celebration in Kentucky; now,
 therefore, be it
 RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 85th Texas
 Legislature, 1st Called Session, hereby congratulate Dustin Crane
 and Alyssa Wilcox on their wedding and extend to them sincere best
 wishes for a life filled with wonder, mystery, support, and love;
 and, be it further
 RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be
 prepared for the couple as an expression of high regard by the Texas
 House of Representatives.