81R36340 JGH-F
By: Riddle H.R. No. 2732
R E S O L U T I O N
WHEREAS, The Texas House of Representatives is pleased to
honor Natalie Myers for her outstanding work as an intern in the
office of State Representative Debbie Riddle; and
WHEREAS, Beloved for her high spirits and boundless energy,
Ms. Myers possesses a distinctive DNA strand that actually reads
GAGAFUNGAGA, leading to one of her nicknames, "Lady GaGa"; she is
the living embodiment of Newton's First Law of Motion, in that she
is seldom, if ever, motionless, and even a parked Ford Excursion
could not keep her in check for very long; and
WHEREAS, On those rare occasions when Ms. Myers is still, she
is driven by genetic necessity to sing out loud the chorus of the
last song she heard just before coming to work, no matter the
consequences; while some revere such musical luminaries as
Beethoven and Mozart, Ms. Myers harbors a deep love and reverence
for the music of Britney Spears, yet no one has the nerve to point
out just how funny this is, since she is also a student of fencing
and can kill you with a sword, even if you also have a sword; and
WHEREAS, Natalie conveys to all who come within her line of
sight a beam of friendliness and acceptance that makes you glad you
woke up that morning; now that she is making the transition from
frenzied college student to frenzied graduate, she will carry her
laughter, smiles, and medical-grade optimism with her as she
conquers new challenges and charms new coworkers, and it is most
fitting to recognize her for a job well done; now, therefore, be it
RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 81st Texas
Legislature hereby commend Natalie Myers for her service as an
intern in the office of State Representative Debbie Riddle and
extend to her sincere best wishes for the future; and, be it further
RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be
prepared for Ms. Myers as an expression of high regard by the Texas
House of Representatives.